| Publisher: | Hey I need you to take this down to HR for me. Its confidential, so make sure you give it to the right person. |
| Me: | Sure. ::read file on the way there:: |
Work
Shared Netflix accounts ruin relationships.
![[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fttsTT2z1qa5ff2o1_r1_500.png)
[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)
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Morning Teleportation - Expanding Anyway
Can’t get over this band. So perfect.
I’m too introverted to be cool.
Have you ever had feelings for someone for so long that you can’t even tell if you find them physically attractive anymore?
I’ve been putting off getting a roommate for two months now
But the time has come. As great as it is living alone, I just can’t afford another month of this place by myself.
I’m really going to miss being able to take off my dress and leaving it on the couch the second I walk through my front door when I get home from work.
How sad is it that I graduated from college a year ago and haven’t gotten my diploma sent to me because I’m to lazy to do the online exit interview?
