Just signed a new lease yesterday and I am officially moving to brooklyn this month. Goodbye forever-long subway rides.
announcement.
Phone calls with my dad.
| Me: | ::answer phone:: Hey! |
| Dad: | Hey! Peace out! |
| Me: | What? |
| Dad: | Peace out! |
| Me: | Are you hanging up on me? |
| Dad: | No, I would never hang up on you. |
| Me: | Then why are you saying peace out? |
| Dad: | What do you mean? I'm just saying peace out. |
| Me: | Dad, you're only supposed to use "peace out" when you're hanging up or leaving. |
| Dad: | Oh my bad. |
I’m a feminist until it’s time to take out the garbage or mow the lawn or open my own door.
being late to work because you got a new eyeliner and it took you a little bit longer to apply than it normally would because you’re not use to the brush is totally valid.
My favorite thing about not having a boyfriend: Not shaving my legs
My least favorite thing about having a boyfriend: Still not shaving my legs.
A scuba diving cat? What?
